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Harmony:If a girl wears a nice black and white hat, a black and white scarf, a lovely colorful outfit, high heels, and glasses.... what sort of animal would she remind you of?
Something endearing, preferably.
Erin:What colour are the heels?
Harmony:
You can't see them. Her pants are too long and cover them up.
Erin:
Oh. Oh okay.
Harmony:
But you know she's wearing heels because she keeps mumbling, "Stupid heels..."
Erin:Haha. Perhaps a zehbra. On vacation.
Harmony:Well... I considered that one.... But we've already been talking about zebras and decided that the vactioning ones are named Lloyd and the hippie ones are called Frank...
Erin:
Hmm.
HarmonyAnd her name is neither Frank nor Lloyd...
Erin:
Oh right.
Well then.
...
I shall say a rare Siberian Jehriff.
Harmony:
Oooh!
........
What's a Jehriff?
Erin:
A lot like a Giraffe...but not quite.
Harmony:Ohh.
Erin:
If a snow leopard and a Giraffe met up one day at Islington station, had coffee and a biscuit and then never saw one another again...that's a Jehriff.
Harmony:
Oh! I see now...
I'm not entirely sure what I think of that...
But it made me laugh.
Erin:
But it's honestly what I thought of first.
Well, first after the zehbra.
And a tamarind.
but mostly first.
(Tho' I'm not sure how the tamarind got in there, seeing as it's not really an animal atoll.)
Harmony:
Hahaha.
I thought of albino rhino...
Erin:
An albino rhino?
Harmony:
Yeh.
Erin:
Hm.
yes, yes, that could work.
Harmony:Apparently, when rainbows have babies, they have abino rhinos.
Erin:Sweet action. I gotta get me one of those post haste.
Harmony:
They are pretty awesome.
But very rare, and actually rather small.
Erin:do they have knobbly knees?
I want them to so badly.
Harmony:Knobbly knees...? Hmm. I don't recall.
Erin:Oh. Well, I shall keep hoping.
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