My toilet's broken. The top lid thing is sitting in the middle of my bathroom. I didn't put it there.
I've got blood streaming from my top left incisor that keeps drying until it looks like I have a permanent piece of beet stuck in between my teeth.
Or maybe I'm a vampire. I refuse to read Twilight though.
I hate the dentist, even if it is like shooting the messenger.
I am never leaving the house without Igon again.
They killed off Marian for no good reason in the last episode of Robin Hood: Season 2.
I'm mildly addicted to 21 Jump Street and I'm not sure why yet.
I'm falling for a guy that I know I shouldn't fall for and I'm being set up with a guy I know I should.
I'm going to OKC on Friday for Nick-Don's wedding with two old friends. It's worrisome.
I have an entire marketing plan to create for a friend's record before August.
I don't want to join Weight Watchers but I'm so sick of being fat. Curse you, huge fat cells.
You don't know how much I wish my toilet wasn't broken.
I have to get my bloody drivers license tomorrow, and I totally don't have the time. My old one has such a good picture of me, too. I don't want a picture of me now....
I want to go see Pippin.
My face won't stop breaking out unless it feels like it, and apparently it doesn't feel like it right now.
My car needs oil.
And a wash.
And cleaned out.
And I need to go to World Market, which is all the way out east where the Indian Inquisition Man lives.
I think someone pilched my hairbrush. I can tell because it's been gone for a week.
I can't find good prepackaged curry at all, which is not surprising.
The new smoothies at Starbucks? Moderate. It's like drinking something that is trying very hard to be healthy, but isn't really. No matter, I still feel better getting a smoothie than a 1,000 calorie mint mocha frappucino.
The scariest thing about going to prison is probably the Dementors.
Just in case you wondered.
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So you got drunk, fell face first into the toilet, broke your tooth, and now you don't remember it? Wonderful.
Also, the smoothies rule, stop lying to yourself. The Orange-Mango one is only good with matcha powder, though.
-ND